Catalog
Choose your type, pick your bag size, and begin your totally serious “I was there” era.
Shipping/legality note: some places restrict import of soil/sand/asphalt. This demo site includes a disclaimer; for a real store, add region-specific shipping rules and documentation.
Regular Dirt
Classic, earthy, and suspiciously confidence-boosting.
“I stood on Japan” certified*
Collector-friendly label
$9 • $19 • $29
*certified by vibes, not by any government agency.
Beach Sand
For toes, photos, and dramatic seaside monologues.
“Beach episode” energy
Extra swish factor
$11 • $21 • $31
City Asphalt
Urban grit. Street cred. Possibly one tiny traffic cone’s dream.
“Tokyo drift” vibes
Rugged collector appeal
$13 • $23 • $33
Dirt of the Month Club
Monthly drops with a rotating theme: Temple Courtyard, Beach Episode, Neon City Night, and more. Comes with a mini “Provenance Card” + a lore snippet from Dirt-kun.
$12/month • cancel anytime*
*again: “cancel anytime” requires you to wire this up to a real checkout system.